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Yamanaka Ino (山中いの)

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[06 Jul 2006|09:35pm]
[ mood | amused ]

GRrr. I hate shopping with no money. I was THIS CLOSE to stealing something, but I decided against it 'cause I'm too cute to be mean.

I fed a squirrel today and it didn't attack me. I also stepped in doggy doodoo, but I wasn't mad at all! I just cursed the dog out and went along on my way. ♥

YAY SUMMER.

((GUYS GET BACK ONLINE AND STUFF AKSJLAKJSLKSJLAK WE HAVE TO GET THIS PLACE MOVING. :( ))

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[04 Jun 2006|06:07pm]
[ mood | accomplished ]

AS;dlkjskjaslkmd School is almost OUT.

Anyone who wants to celebrate with me this year can tell me. I'll organize something! ♥

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[01 May 2006|09:52pm]
HI HI HI HI HI

You Are 20% Boyish and 80% Girlish

Even if you're not a girl, you're very feminine.
You're in touch with your feelings, and your heart rules you.
A bit of a emotional roller coaster, one moment you're up and the next you're down.
But no matter what, you try to be as cute and perky as possible.


PRIVATE TO SELFCollapse )

Anyway, I studied like a mofo and I'm tired now. Have a nice day! ♥
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[21 Apr 2006|04:07pm]
[ mood | accomplished ]

DAWRGH

My kimono incident is now over. I love the feeling of regular clothes... Nice, nice skirt... nice tank top. *pets*

Daddy finally gave in and gave me his credit card! YAYAYAYAYAYAY! I LOVE YOU, DADDY!!!! So I got to cut my kimono open and throw it into an open pit of fire. YES! Oh, dear. I probably polluted the air. Oh well, it was only once.

Anyway, I'm so so so so so so happy. Daddy thinks that I've been doing better in school, so he's actually PAYING ME at the store now! OMG JOY!!!!! :D And we finally fixed the door after like 20 months. I guess he finally realized that it was dangerous when a drunk hobo came and like... started molesting the flowers. I think he was pretending that they were vaginas or something.... EW.

Life is good, yes. ♥

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[13 Apr 2006|05:59pm]
[ mood | INO MODE!!!! >:( ]

I STILL DON'T HAVE AN EFFING KIMONO *seethe and Ino-wrath breaks loose* I WANT TO BREAK SOMETHING. I CAN'T BREATHE AND THE FESTIVAL IS SOON!!!!! AHHH WHERE IS SAKURA?1 AND HINATA?! AHFamnf

*gags and thumps chest* Whew. I mean, this thing is not coming off. I even went downstairs to show daddy how much I need a new one. When he still didn't listen, I left it on since my last post. And it's dirty. And my breasts are gonna fall off, possibly. He said, "Ino, honey, it looks alright. Daddy's busy filling out orders for the flowershop yada yada yada insert unimportant stuff here". >:(

I guess I'll have to die in this kimono, then.

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COMPLETELY FORGOT OMG [08 Apr 2006|02:07pm]
[ mood | MY HAIR IS PINK(ISH) ]

Cherry Blossom festival?! OMG OMG! EVERYONE'S talking about it. I hear that some of us are going in a group, which is a pretty awesome idea, by the way.

I think my kimono's a bit small. I just tried it on and I can't get it off. I can't close it over my chest, either. uRGGGH CAN'T BREATHE. *squirms* So, this is a perfect excuse to buy another. I'll just waltz my way over to daddy and ask for his credit card~ I'm sure he won't mind. I've been a good girl lately, except for when I almost blew up my kitchen... Again. It was terrible, there was ambrosia everywhere, staining the floor and 'fridge and--

I'll spare you the details. But I can't seem to get some of the cherry sauce out of my hair!!!! AH!!! It looks like a dye job gone wrong! And of COURSE I wouldn't know, because I have never dyed it before. Yup, yup.

I hope I can get it out before the Cherry Blossom festival so I don't look stupid.

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HOMEWORK OMGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG [31 Mar 2006|05:42pm]
[ mood | anxious ]

♥ I'm going to DIEEEEEEEE!~~

Do you know how hard it is to do homework when there are so many things to DISTRACT me?! Like... Boys. Yes, I admit I'm surrounded by a lot of really, honest-to-God good looking boys. Some who offer to tutor me, but end up acting like little assholes. Lawl. BITCH, PLEASE.

Then there's sports teams. Seriously, should I really quit some? It would be sad to let go of my beloved sports teams. They keep me in shape!!! D:

And last of all, my stupid job at the flower shop. Good lord, I don't even get paid! I keep begging daddy to at least pay me minimum wage, or give me another employee to talk to. I hate being by myself, especially at night when drunk people come in and stay hidden in the flowers. Like, wtf. I can see you.

SO Wrjbskafjbksjbfkl

R.I.P, Easy Bake(c) oven. :(

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Valueable lesson time! [24 Mar 2006|07:41pm]
[ mood | awake ]

Today I learned that when a horny senior asks you if you need tutoring, it usually doesn't involve being pulled into an empty janitor's closet and getting molested.

ERLACK A PONGOES x 4592803985092830985

Whatever... I'm glad I took Self Defense last year. I did the 'Grab, Twist, Pull' method, and I must say, it worked like a charm. LOOK AT THESE PIPES *flexes, but there is sadly no muscle* STFU, I'm working on it.

SAKURA LET'S GO OUT SOMETIME!

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THE THING! [20 Mar 2006|04:30pm]
[ mood | amused ]

I'm back, y'all everyone!1 And I'm tanned again!

I lost 4 pairs of bikinis at the beach. I don't think I tie them tight enough. Maybe I flung them off when I went clubbing and got drunk and started dancing on the tables. NO ADULT SUPERVISION, OKAY? It wasn't my fault.

Click here.
Take the quiz.
Post your results.
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OKAY [09 Mar 2006|05:01pm]
[ mood | amused ]

Doing that little meme thing that everyone else is doing. There are some very interesting results! *widens eyes*

Haha, these are so messed, but some are true...

LJ Friends Meme by coolerq

• You must tell 23 people about this game.
Sasuke is the one that you love.
Shikamaru is one you like but can't work out.
• You care most about Hinata.
Sakura is the one who knows you very well.
Tenten is your lucky star.
Dead Disco by Metric is the song that matches with Sasuke.
Summer Skin by Death Cab For Cutie is the song for Shikamaru.
'A' Is For Action by ima Robot is the song that tells you most about YOUR mind.
• and In The Water I Am Beautiful by Dallas Green is the song telling you how you feel about life
Take this quiz

((OOC: YES, REGARD THE LAST ENTRY PLEASE. THIS IS MY LAST POST BEFORE I LEAVE, I'LL BE BACK NEXT WEEK. DON'T MISS ME TOO MUCH AND I PROMISE TO BE A LOT MORE ACTIVE WHEN I GET BACK BECAUSE WE HAVE SO MANY NEW SEXY CHARACTERS THAT I WANNA MEET.))
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OOC [09 Mar 2006|07:09am]
I'm leaving for Texas tomorrow to visit my dadoo, so I won't have a computer to update Ino's journal. If there's an activity check or something, please understand that I'm somewhere in Dallas at Chuck E. Cheeses or some ridiculous place like that.

Anywhoo, toodles! ♥
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D; [22 Feb 2006|03:55pm]
[ mood | souffle = failure. ]

I tried to make a souffle yesterday, but I think I failed. I'm no cook.

Wanna try some? *takes out a suspicious looking mound of some gross shit and pokes it. It doesn't even move because it's so rock hard* It looks a bit grey, but I'm sure it's good to eat. Ahahaha.

Anyway, I think we should have a party soon. A party with balloons and other silly things.

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RANDOM [29 Jan 2006|09:49pm]
[ mood | crazy ]

Guys, it's almost gonna be Valentines day kind of! Aren't you all excited! I always love getting them, even when they're those tiny little Hershey Hugs & Kisses, because they're cute even when they're from the most crustiest and raunchiest boys in school. <3 I hope no one gets me FLOWERS *nudge nudge* Because I work in a fucking flower shop and see them everyday. PLZKTHNXBAI! ♥

Don't you just hate it when old people hit on you? Like, middle aged losers? Keep your hands off my beautiful and perfect bottom.

Hung Up by Madonna is my dancing-in-my-underwear song. GO AND DOWNLOAD IT OKAY?

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[23 Jan 2006|07:06pm]
[ mood | sore ]

I fell out of the science room window today. A few boys were outside and I wanted to talk to them, and the teacher was so burned out that he was just sitting at his desk, blankly staring at a wall. So I leaned out the window to talk to the boys and my friends boosted me up, but I lost my balance and ended up on the ground. Luckily I was wearing pants! :D But damn, that is a hard ground. :D

WHERE IS EVERYONE

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[03 Jan 2006|11:00pm]
[ mood | anxious ]

My tan's officially gone, and my hair returned to its original colour.

Oh, well, we can't have it all, can we? Maybe I'll convince daddy to let me go to Costa Rica this March Break~ And this time, I'll get drunk and party all night with hot and sweaty clubbers ♥

Holidays are almost over! I'm sad because I've been avoiding homework and essays. Who does work over the holidays, anyway? It's so pointless... School is STUPID!!! 'Cept for the part where the hot seniors ask me out and stuff. When cheerleading season begins, I'll be back in business <333

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[30 Dec 2005|09:11pm]
[ mood | anxious ]

Ah, ahhhh!!!!! What to do, what to do... My perfect tan is fading away! What should I do? Lie in the patch of sunlight in my room? Get a self-teanner? Ew, nevermind, that's gross. Only the true wannabes do that. What was I thinking?

Also, my hair's returning to its original colour. The lemons don't last long. Maybe I should start making that my routine? Is that unhealthy? My poor, perfect platinum-blonde hair~~

By the way, it's almost New Years! Are we having a New Years party or what? I need to get drunk (again)~

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THIS IS WAR. [24 Dec 2005|02:28pm]
[ mood | fhafnjkn.jdg ]

I'm prettier than Neji, right? RIGHT? *laughs madly*

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:D [20 Dec 2005|04:55pm]
[ mood | Nice, nice tan. ]

Lookit, everybody! Look at my new, nice shiny tan! And my nice hair! The lemons really helped, no more split ends!

Umm... Has anyone seen my bikini top? It kinda.... Floated away when I went swimming. Yeah.

LET'S DO IT AGAIN!!! And Sakura... *holds up bottle of aloe* I'll help you. Poor girl.

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MEXICO, HELL YEAH! [01 Dec 2005|07:26pm]
[ mood | bouncy ]

It's hot and sunny... AND WE'RE IN MEXICO! OMG *joygasm*

*pulls out suitcase* Let's see... Clothes... Toileteries... And... *moves stuff around*

*dramatically takes out bikini* Hallelujah. Isn't it gorgey? ♥

I'm dying to go to the beach now. Sakura and Hinata, wanna join me later? Anyone else who wants to come is welcome too!


I just might need some help applying some suntan oil on my back though... *sultry*

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[28 Nov 2005|05:23pm]
[ mood | *dies* D: ]

Have you ever felt that when you run into a classroom late, that the whole class stares at you?

I experience it everyday. It makes me feel all nice and fuzzy inside~ It's a nice feeling to get attention, you know??

But imagine how red you get with your skirt flips up, revealing your favorite pink panties to the entire class.

That's right, it happened again. I shrugged it off and pretended I didn't care, but really... That's a load of bullshit.

D: *dies of sheer embarrassment*

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